> Give Iris a slight nod.
> "What up, dollface."
> Have a peek under the table ourselves.

One way I already showed in Touhou Cafe thread (but it might not work here).
About another way, well, the funny thing is that I am sure that many of you already know how to approach ZUN (and how other people approached him). Which thing ZUN loves very much (other than Touhou)? I think you got it. Can average fans approach him like this? Rarely, but yes. I think I gave enough details. I even gave a hint from which point it is a good idea to approach ZUN about this topic.

Goodness, can you stop being coy and say your point loud and clear? Nobody wants to comb through an off-topic wall of text. If you mean approaching him personally then yeah, that's both unfeasible and inappropriate. A single person trying to present this point of view would definitely be viewed pretty weird. So no, that's not a viable alternative.

Plus again, I'm not sure how many people really care about the matter that much. Individually they tend to get mobbed by more devout Touhou fans, from what I see in other places. The way I suggested can show that in a consolidated and quantifiable way compared to how many people are okay to go with the flow. And if someone takes offense over the intended way to give feedback being used then, well, welcome to the real world.

> "Get ready for her to come right back!"
> Like last night, hold the book out in front of us as far as our arms can reasonably extend, still closed but positioned such that we would look like we were reading it if we opened it. It should also be standing on the ground, so that it could remain upright even if we weren't holding it in place.
> Then open the book, let go of it, and undo our swap with the disguised tanuki!

> Yuyuko floats back into the room, effortlessly weaving through the waves of danmaku.
> You hold out the book and open it just before undoing the swap with 'Keine'.
> Despite being outside the inn you clearly hear someone shouting "Aaah!!!" from inside before hearing a loud thud.

> Urgh...
> Do we have anywhere nearby we can stow this sword so we can go back to sleep?
> ...Wait. How do we still have the dream sword if we're awake?

> Maybe you can just leave it by your side. Or wrap it up if need be.
> ... Perhaps you're still asleep after all?
>_

> Drop the illusion.
> Scrambling low as needed to avoid getting shot in the face, hurry over to the book, close it again, and hold it to ourselves.
> Look to Yuyuko: "Go look to see if she's knocked out. If she's still going, I'm going to end it."
> With book in hand, make our way under the desk here in the study, moving the chair out of the way if needed.

> Everything returns right side up!
> You grab the book and slam it shut once more!
>> Obtained: Demon Book - "It's those damned books keeping me away from a 1CC!" - An uninformed EoSD player.

> Yuyuko floats outside and shouts "She's making a run for it!"
> You manage to crawl between the statues and under the desk without moving anything.