Seija Quest 2

[Kilgamayan]

> Look at the sky and imagine it in a beautiful sunset yellow color!

[Tom]

> Look at the sky and imagine it in a beautiful sunset yellow color!

> You try to imagine the most beautiful sunset you can think of ... wait you don't have to imagine it because it's real!
> The barrier shimmers as the sky changes color

[Kilgamayan]

> "...Whoa..."
> Imagine the sky is back to normal.
> Then look at Iris and imagine she's as tall as we currently are.

[Tom]

> "...Whoa..."
> Imagine the sky is back to normal.

> The sky returns to the colors it had previously

> Then look at Iris and imagine she's as tall as we currently are.

> Iris remains unaffected and yells "Heads up!" before you're knocked out by a loud bang
> Coming to your senses you're on the floor looking up at an Amanojaku shaped hole in the ceiling of ... a munch fancier looking version of the Hakurei Shrine?  These Iris dolls work FAST!

[Kilgamayan]

> Uh...
> ...Imagine those holes are repaired.
> Then look around for anyone present.
> If no one is present, imagine that the red-white is in the room with us.

[Tom]

> Uh...
> ...Imagine those holes are repaired.

> The holes are gone!  Though you're not sure how the pattern went originally so it might be slightly off...

> Then look around for anyone present.
> If no one is present, imagine that the red-white is in the room with us.

> Good, no one saw what just happened ... wait no, a green haired girl is looking at you curiously?

[Kilgamayan]

> Is it the other shrine maiden? If not, who is it?

[Tom]

> Is it the other shrine maiden? If not, who is it?

> You believe so!  Her name is Sanae if you remember correctly?

[Kilgamayan]

> "Uh...hi. ...I fixed your roof for you."

[Tom]

> "Uh...hi. ...I fixed your roof for you."

> She runs over and helps you off the floor before asking a bunch of questions rapid-fire, talking so fast you can barely understand!
> "That was incredible, how'd you pull that off?  Are you too a miracle worker?  What's your name?  Is there a new shrine in Gensokyo?  You MUST tell me!"

[Kilgamayan]

> Take a quick look at ourselves. Do we appear to be who we're supposed to be?

[Tom]

> Take a quick look at ourselves. Do we appear to be who we're supposed to be?

> You take a look and notice you're wearing an outfit similar to Iris!  Perhaps that's why she doesn't recognize you and thinks you're another shrine maiden!?

[Kilgamayan]

> "Oh, uh, yeah! My name's Iris!"
> Imagine that we're as well-endowed as Sanae currently is.

[Tom]

> Imagine that we're as well-endowed as Sanae currently is.

> Your wish is granted!

> "Oh, uh, yeah! My name's Iris!"

> "Iris!?  You're not a doll are you?"
> She pulls your hand and inspects your fingers for mechanical joints

[Kilgamayan]

> "Hey, watch it! Is that any way to treat your mother?"
> Imagine that Sanae thinks we're her mother.

[Tom]

> "Hey, watch it! Is that any way to treat your mother?"
> Imagine that Sanae thinks we're her mother.

> "Aaah what's gotten into me?! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" she runs outside and promptly starts sweeping the porch

> You hear a door slide open behind you.  Turning around you see a tall blue haired lady step out.
> "Oh my!  Miss Kochiya, what a pleasant surpise" she exclaims in a deep voice

[Kilgamayan]

> Imagine ourselves to be a head taller than this lady.
> "Ah, hello! It is good to see you again, dear."
> Imagine that we are also this woman's mother.

[Tom]

> Imagine ourselves to be a head taller than this lady.
> "Ah, hello! It is good to see you again, dear."
> Imagine that we are also this woman's mother.

> You're now taller!
> "So, miss Kochiya what brings you here?  Checking on Sanae's progress?  I'll have you know she's become a full fledged miracle worker!"
> ... You don't think anything changed?

[Kilgamayan]

> "Oh, that's excellent! Though really, I only came here because I landed here after being smacked really hard."

[Tom]

> Save-State B created

> "Oh, that's excellent! Though really, I only came here because I landed here after being smacked really hard."

> Angry she asks "Who would do such a thing!?"

> Suddenly Iris pops up between you and sucker punches you in the face!
> "Sorry Seija but your free trial of 'Founder's Crystal' has expired!  Call 1-800-CRYSTAL and ask to speak with a agent- I mean puppet to purchase your very own 'Founder's Crystal'!"

> Loading Save-State A
> You're pulled through the red portal and tumble into the kitchen as Shinmyoumaru and Reimu giggle.

[Kilgamayan]

> What the...what a weird hallucination. How does shouting numbers and a word get us a crystal or an agent or a puppet? And what the heck is a home run?
> Groan a bit and rub our head.
> "I'm glad my misfortune delights the two of you..."

[Branneg Xy]

> Save-State B created> Angry she asks "Who would do such a thing!?"

> Suddenly Iris pops up between you and sucker punches you in the face!
> "Sorry Seija but your free trial of 'Founder's Crystal' has expired!  Call 1-800-CRYSTAL and ask to speak with a agent- I mean puppet to purchase your very own 'Founder's Crystal'!"

> Loading Save-State A
> You're pulled through the red portal and tumble into the kitchen as Shinmyoumaru and Reimu giggle.

> Stand up,get our bearings, check ourselves,and come closer to the 2 to see & hear what is so "giggling" about.. . apart from our send-of & return portal-to-portal.

>Magical reserves?  Status ofTools status?

[Tom]

> What the...what a weird hallucination. How does shouting numbers and a word get us a crystal or an agent or a puppet? And what the heck is a home run?

> You've never had a dream like that before...

> Groan a bit and rub our head.
> "I'm glad my misfortune delights the two of you..."

> They continue giggling

> Stand up,get our bearings, check ourselves,and come closer to the 2 to see & hear what is so "giggling" about.. . apart from our send-of & return portal-to-portal.

> You approach and Shinmyoumaru says "Oh the tea is ready!"

>Magical reserves?  Status ofTools status?

> Mokou is still switched with Shinmyoumaru's height in order to investigate whether Alice is potentially behind Iris' competition.
> Your inventory is the same as last time you checked (three cheat items and Iris' spell card)

[Kilgamayan]

> Look to Shinmyoumaru.
> "Thanks."
> Look to the red-white.
> "You too. I know you weren't big on me going through there earlier, so I appreciate you being willing to do it now."
> "How are you holding up, by the way?"

[Tom]

> Look to Shinmyoumaru.
> "Thanks."
> Look to the red-white.
> "You too. I know you weren't big on me going through there earlier, so I appreciate you being willing to do it now."
> "How are you holding up, by the way?"

> Shinmyoumaru answers for her "She's might fall asleep any second now!" while pouring three cups of tea
> Reimu nods

[Kilgamayan]

> "Oh, right. Where's my bedroom again, Princess? Reimu can stay with me there."

[Tom]

> "Oh, right. Where's my bedroom again, Princess? Reimu can stay with me there."

> Shinmyoumaru explains "Oh, I moved it upstairs!  From the entrance go up the stairs it'll be in the hallway to your left"
> The shrine maiden protests "I don't want to intrude, surely you've got a guest bedroom in a house - more like mansion this fancy?"

[Kilgamayan]

> "Oh, you wouldn't be intruding at all, Reimu. I'd be glad for you to join me."

[Tom]

> "Oh, you wouldn't be intruding at all, Reimu. I'd be glad for you to join me."

> Shinmyoumaru happily adds "Well you have 2 bedrooms actually now Seija, she could stay in the room across the hall from yours!  Isn't the remodeling wonderful~?"
> Reimu nods "The style reminds me of Remilia's mansion!" before grabbing her cup of tea and leaving for the dining room

[Kilgamayan]

> Poker face, Seija. Poker face.
> Nod.
> Take our cup of tea and head to the dining room as well.