Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers

[DarkWitchClaire]

>"She can't be too hard to find in this darkness, right?"
>Listen for any unusual noises.

[Cybeast710]

I am in the middle of my exam right now. I'm just posting this to say certain people had explanations added to their posts, and a full update may come after the exam's completion.

[Kilgamayan]

I am in the middle of my exam right now. I'm just posting this to say certain people had explanations added to their posts, and a full update may come after the exam's completion.

(Thank you. I had a feeling that was the case. Also, sorry, I had to toss that in when it came to the 2 I rolled and I wasn't sure how to have that action fail.)

No worries! Sorry again for the confusion.

For what it is worth, some degree of PG-13 or R-15 or what-have-you is by-forum-rule okay, but only if everyone involved in it is okay with it (and only if it doesn't eventually bleed into outright NSFW). Since you're in charge of action outcomes, you are welcome to do as much or (as seems to be the case) as little as you find acceptable.

[Kasu]

> Head for the bridge. We must ascertain the captain's intentions.

[Cybeast710]

> Patience... Is Koakuma back yet?

[5] Ooh! She's back! And she even has Sakuya with her.

//SCV?

DM Comment: https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/SCV_(StarCraft_II)

>Introduce Okuu to Engie and give them free time to invent something.
>Scan the Halberd interior with its sensors for Koishi. She may hide from minds but she can't fool technology.
>Ask Satori what she thinks of the blackness and the implied land beyond.

[3] They get to work. ....You get the feeling this may have been a bad idea.
[4] Ah, there she is...in the sleeping quarters.
[3] "....I do not know."
An alarm begins wailing from below decks!

No one's making this AO when the forum rules specifically forbid on-site NSFW. <_< I was just trying to indulge Aya's stated desires; apologies if it seems like I was trying to do any more than that.
(Thank you. I had a feeling that was the case. Also, sorry, I had to toss that in when it came to the 2 I rolled and I wasn't sure how to have that action fail.)

> Report to Boss Iizunamaru and find out what we should do next, given the circumstances.

....Uhhhh...I need an answer to a question, so you get a priority post before other actions after this one. "Is the Tengu Village on Youkai Mountain or no?"

>"Huh, you know about Elbereth? Then again, this party is weird. We have a Cosplaying Human, some sort of Zashiki-Warashi/Human hybrid, and a Programmer. Let's just ignore common sense, and fight some Zombies."

>Attempt to pray to a God associated with The Sun.
>Create an area of searing light throughout the entire horde of Zombies.

[1] ....not only did this prayer fail, whatever beings do control this area appear to be angry. Oh good, now there's a giant zombie!
[5] You've managed to turn most of the undead away...now for the...boss...

STAGE 1 BOSS: GIANT ZOMBIE
HP: 90/90

>"I knew about the Valar and Eru, but providence gave me the name."
>"Here's hoping Reimu doesn't find out I was pure human."

>Have my Zashiki-Warashi spirit begin punching zombies.

>My human body looks for bullets and supplies on the corpses

[X] They're all dead...except for that boss...
[4] There's food on the corpses. No bullets, though...

>"She can't be too hard to find in this darkness, right?"
>Listen for any unusual noises.

[1] You mean like all those turned zombies running towards you?

> Head for the bridge. We must ascertain the captain's intentions.

[1] ...Oh good, you tripped a security alarm!

[Kilgamayan]

Tengu Village is on Youkai Mountain, yes.

[Cybeast710]

Tengu Village is on Youkai Mountain, yes.

Ah, so you fly into the darkness...aaaand you see the blackened soil, and the giant zombie...annnnd Philosopher and WitheringFlowerCrown! Why are two humans here?

[Kilgamayan]

> Oh crap! Sprout another pair of arms so we can wield our sword, shield, and two cameras all at the same time!

[Philosopher]

>"Is that a nephilim zombie?!"

>Have my spirit try to brand the name Elbereth in the boss's head using my faith.

>My human body siphons the gas out of the jeep
-> then ignites the zombie with the gas.

[WitheringFlowerCrown]

>"...Is it too late to say sorry?"
>"A giant, huh?"
>Use a beam of heat and light to slice off one of it's legs. Hopefully it loses balance.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Ask Orin to chaperone the eggheads to keep their tinkering from damaging the ship and/or us.

>Actually it may be prudent to ask Satori to do that too. Do that as well.

>bring up the security feed from the lower decks.

>Use the power of gacha pulls, teleporters, and illogical engineering to expand my quirky crew further by summoning Fischl from Genshin Impact.

[Cybeast710]

>>If the above roll is 3 or less, ask Satori to do the same, citing our bad feeling.

I don't think this is a legal move. Because it hedges against the dice being rude, which goes against the spirit of the game.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

I don't think this is a legal move. Because it hedges against the dice being rude, which goes against the spirit of the game.

//Fair enough. I edited it in that case. Is the new version better?

[Cybeast710]

//Fair enough. I edited it in that case. Is the new version better?

Much better! See you tomorrow with an actual reply to everything so people can answer.

[AngryEclectus]

> Great. Ask Sakuya if she can get you some tea, so you can relax a little.

[/(^o^)/Fuwayuru]

>Roll for a companion fairy

[DarkWitchClaire]

>"At least I have something that can help me." Draw a sword and prepare to defend myself.
>Ask Cirno if she can freeze some zombies.

[Kasu]

> Onwards! Surely we'll get to the bridge eventually!

[Cybeast710]

> Oh crap! Sprout another pair of arms so we can wield our sword, shield, and two cameras all at the same time!

[2] ...damn! Now it fails!?

>"Is that a nephilim zombie?!"

>Have my spirit try to brand the name Elbereth in the boss's head using my faith.

>My human body siphons the gas out of the jeep
-> then ignites the zombie with the gas.

[1] ....As it turns out, the boss does not respect Elbereth, and tries to kick you!
[2] vs [1] Well, the kick is absolutely terrible, but that foot is huge and clips you with the side of it.
[3] ...Gas siphoned...but it's kinda all over the ground now, too...

>"...Is it too late to say sorry?"
>"A giant, huh?"
>Use a beam of heat and light to slice off one of it's legs. Hopefully it loses balance.

[3] ....well, you have managed to slice off one of its legs...but you've also ignited the spilled gas! Oh dear!

BOSS HP: 84/100

>Ask Orin to chaperone the eggheads to keep their tinkering from damaging the ship and/or us.

>Actually it may be prudent to ask Satori to do that too. Do that as well.

>bring up the security feed from the lower decks.

>Use the power of gacha pulls, teleporters, and illogical engineering to expand my quirky crew further by summoning Fischl from Genshin Impact.

[2] Orin appears to be...into a bag of catnip.
[4] Satori agrees. "I certainly believe someone should..." She departs.
[4] Oh look. An intruder!
[5] (I'm gonna need you to play Fischl.) Fischl has appeared in a puff of uncertainty power.

> Great. Ask Sakuya if she can get you some tea, so you can relax a little.

[4] "As you wish." There is now tea.

>Roll for a companion fairy

[1] You are a fairy!

>"At least I have something that can help me." Draw a sword and prepare to defend myself.
>Ask Cirno if she can freeze some zombies.

[2] ...Oh no, did you leave it at home?!
[3] "I can!" ...she makes no move to.

> Onwards! Surely we'll get to the bridge eventually!

[4] Probably? You make it to a stairwell.

[Kilgamayan]

> Who do we consider ourselves at this point, anyway?
> Use our two cameras to take pictures of the giant zombie from a distance.

[DarkWitchClaire]

>Summon other fairies to help me.
>"Can you freeze them or something?"

[Philosopher]

>Have my Zashiki-Warashi half try to clip the boss part way into the ground.

>My human half bravely flees from the flames.

[AngryEclectus]

> Drink your tea slowly, and continue writing the grimoire.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

(I'm gonna need you to play Fischl.)

//So I'm rolling for two characters now if Im interpreting that right?

//EDIT:
>Observe intruder via cams, do their actions seem hostile?

[WitheringFlowerCrown]

>Try to absorb the fire from the ground.

[Kasu]

> Head up them stairs.
> Wield our sword cautiously but non-threateningly. After all, things don't seem evil.

[Cybeast710]

> Who do we consider ourselves at this point, anyway?
> Use our two cameras to take pictures of the giant zombie from a distance.

[6] You have done so well that you've...fully drawn it's aggro?! Uh-oh!

>Summon other fairies to help me.
>"Can you freeze them or something?"

[X] As Philosopher found out earlier, there are no fairies here...

>Have my Zashiki-Warashi half try to clip the boss part way into the ground.

>My human half bravely flees from the flames.

[2] Failure. The boss is not clipping. On the bright side, a flash of light has distracted it?
[4] Bravely fleeing is a very interesting combination of words, but you beat an expeditious retreat.

> Drink your tea slowly, and continue writing the grimoire.

[4] You write your grimoire, fully unaware of the chaos going on elsewhere.

//So I'm rolling for two characters now if Im interpreting that right?

//EDIT:
>Observe intruder via cams, do their actions seem hostile?

[3] They don't seem...hostile, more....curious. Also, your cams are black and white and blurry, so you could be mistaken...

>Try to absorb the fire from the ground.

[6] You have absorbed it. You are also on fire. ...Uhm...oops?

> Head up them stairs.
> Wield our sword cautiously but non-threateningly. After all, things don't seem evil.

[4] You're heading up slowly, sword out, looking competent.

[Kasu]

> Continue in our attempt to head as high up as possible. Surely the higher up we go, the more likely we'll find the bridge!

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

//Well didn't receive a yes or no so I'm just gonna do what I think you want me to do and edit if you correct me lol

(Desa)
>Has that SCV dude done anything yet?
>Keep an eye on that camera feed.
>Have some robo-knights give Fischl a tour.

(Fischl)
>Be given a tour of the ship by some robo-knights.

[AngryEclectus]

> Finish your tea and put the book on one of the bookshelves. You don't normally get bored, but it looks like today is one of those rare days. Although, the peace is nice.