Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers

[Kasu]

> Praise the sun.

[Cybeast710]

>Change the tire

[2] Seems your jeep didn't come with spares.

>Upgrade Light Lobster with a powerful shield generator! Why have heavy armor when an energy barrier can provide better protection anyway?

[1] Ah crud, it didn't work out too well, and it blew Light Lobster to pieces...

>"Fair. En garde!"
>Summon a beam of searing light from The Sun.

[3] vs [2] Your beam of searing light badly burns Momiji!

Crimony, three 1s in four rolls.

> Try finding Momizi again.

[3] You see that sudden beam of light from the Sun strike in a clearing...

>Create an orb of light.

[2] You're just a cosplaying human. Not a kitsune. You concentrate, but nothin happens.

> Praise the sun.

[6] You are Solaire!

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Hold a funeral aboard the Halberd for Light Lobster.

[Kilgamayan]

> Head to where Momizi is and heal her.

[Philosopher]

> Have my zashiki warashi soul hold up the jeep while my human body drives

[WitheringFlowerCrown]

>"Yikes! That oughta hurt. So, uh is that enough proof, White Wolf?"
>Convince Momiji to let me in.

[DarkWitchClaire]

>Look for frogs.

[Cybeast710]

>Hold a funeral aboard the Halberd for Light Lobster.

[3] A touching tribute. Without a body, but a touching tribute none the less.

>"Yikes! That oughta hurt. So, uh is that enough proof, White Wolf?"
>Convince Momiji to let me in.

[4] "Ghhhh...that...that hurt...you may pass...but...be careful up there...we lost contact with the Tengu Village when the black mist descended..."

> Head to where Momizi is and heal her.

[3] You reach her, but...you seem to be missing...uh...any way of actually healing the poor girl.
"Are you just here to cause trouble...?"

> Have my zashiki warashi soul hold up the jeep while my human body drives

[2] Nope. It is not a good wheel.

>Look for frogs.

[5] Ooh! Frogs! Quite a few of them! And Cirno! Who's in a good mood!

[Kilgamayan]

> Kiss Momizi.

[Philosopher]

>Replace the wheel with a wooden one

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Build a long range teleporter to facilitate fast deployment of minions to and from the Halberd.

[WitheringFlowerCrown]

>"Sorry about that. Bye now."
>Walk into the Youkai Mountain

[EggBread]

>Flip Celestia alignment

[Branneg Xy]

[4]
You find one! And it's drivable! With gas in the engine!

You. I like you.
[X] (Story Action!)

Your scans are not returning remotely the results you would expect from Youkai Mountain. They are returning signs of a large land within the blackness...

[1]

You get lost and manage to find Aya instead.

"Say, if it isn't my rival in reporting. You just couldn't help yourself and had to come here too, huh?"

[3] A touching tribute. Without a body, but a touching tribute none the less.

[4] "Ghhhh...that...that hurt...you may pass...but...be careful up there...we lost contact with the Tengu Village when the black mist descended..."

[3] You reach her, but...you seem to be missing...uh...any way of actually healing the poor girl.
"Are you just here to cause trouble...?"

[2] Nope. It is not a good wheel.

[5] Ooh! Frogs! Quite a few of them! And Cirno! Who's in a good mood!

// Well and alright then! Just for a few,hopefully more directly-involving :directly involvement-wise with moderate indirect experience and spectacting;light-rp cooperation-play and parallel-play... fun and insightful test&test "...//

> Attempt to "sagaciously" Map-Out&Compass-Out  Paths,beyond the Shrouding Darkness Black Mist Veils, between True and Regulatory  Light-Shadow-Darkness Balances between Altered and Irregular Imbalances .

> Ditto to Seek Out Fellow Resolvers-Helps .

> Ditto Outer Guide-Investigators.

(Non-Command Roll) > ... ! ... ? (Non-Command Roll)

[DarkWitchClaire]

>Ask Cirno what she's doing.

[Cybeast710]

> Kiss Momizi.

[2] You try, but she pushes you off, standing up. "Ugh... that hurt...but I'll live..."

>Replace the wheel with a wooden one

[5] Oh hey you DID have a spare tire. Must have missed it the first time.

>Build a long range teleporter to facilitate fast deployment of minions to and from the Halberd.

[4] Well, aren't you great at preparing? You've got a functioning teleporter now.

>"Sorry about that. Bye now."
>Walk into the Youkai Mountain

[3] You attempt to walk into it, but sorta trip and fall as you enter the darkness...

You land upon blackened soil. The sky is black, with few stars to light it. An ominous red moon hangs above, illuminating a strange land. Far in the distance, you see a castle, the likes of which would look both familiar to some and strange to others......and even farther beyond that, you see a flying island, with what can only be described as an ebony palace occupying it.

...Wherever you are, this clearly isn't an area you've ever seen before...

>Flip Celestia alignment

Gonna need this action clarified please.

// Well and alright then! Just for a few,hopefully more directly-involving :directly involvement-wise with moderate indirect experience and spectacting;light-rp cooperation-play and parallel-play... fun and insightful test&test "...//

> Attempt to "sagaciously" Map-Out&Compass-Out  Paths,beyond the Shrouding Darkness Black Mist Veils, between True and Regulatory  Light-Shadow-Darkness Balances between Altered and Irregular Imbalances .

> Ditto to Seek Out Fellow Resolvers-Helps .

> Ditto Outer Guide-Investigators.

(Non-Command Roll) > ... ! ... ? (Non-Command Roll)

[3] You swiftly realize upon your own entry the same thing that the other person did. That this is a completely strange and foreign land to you...
[5] You realize, with a stroke of luck, that you've found WitheringFlowerCrown looking to resolve the incident. Seriously, what is with this fairy costume...
[1] No guide has been found. In fact...there appears to be a Zombie shambling towards you two now.

>Ask Cirno what she's doing.

[2] ...Huh. She didn't seem to hear you.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

//>Sees all of Branneg's post get parsed.
//Wait we're allowed multiple actions per turn?

You are, but if they're conditional on each other, a bad roll can botch a chain.

>Dispatch (via teleporter) a small squad of the robo-knight crew to the foot of the mountain on a reconnaissance mission to gather data on what lies beyond the blackness.

[Kilgamayan]

Man, no luck for tengu love, huh.

> Fuse with Momizi so we become a single tengu with the combined power and abilities of both her and ourselves.

[WitheringFlowerCrown]

>"...Okay, this is definitely not Youkai Mountain. Wha- a Zombie?! Not even a Jiangshi but a Zombie? Is the culprit of this Incident a necromancer? I've always wanted to face those."
>Shoot a focused beam of light at the Zombie.

[EggBread]

>Seethe with dignity

[AngryEclectus]

//Too late to join, I take it?

[Cybeast710]

//Too late to join, I take it?

Nah, mate, just jump in with an action. RtD is chaos.

[AngryEclectus]

Nah, mate, just jump in with an action. RtD is chaos.

//Righto, I get to join in as any character, right? If so, put me down as Patchouli!

[Cybeast710]

//Righto, I get to join in as any character, right? If so, put me down as Patchouli!

You gotta roll well to get what you want though. Just ask Hatate, who wanted to be Aya.

ALSO, UPDATE:

I, er, accidentally botched up the link I intended to put in the last post. So it's there now, and anyone who wants a look at it should check, it may cue in some people...

[AngryEclectus]

You gotta roll well to get what you want though. Just ask Hatate, who wanted to be Aya.

//Ight, like this?

> Be Patchouli Knowledge.

[Kasu]

Huzzah!

> Make for Youkai Mountain so we can smite the evils lurking in the darkness!

[Philosopher]

>Drive to youkai mountain

>Turn on polka music

[DarkWitchClaire]

>Show Cirno a frog.

[Cybeast710]

 The GM has been watching the New York Mets. Apologies for the delay.

//>Sees all of Branneg's post get parsed.
//Wait we're allowed multiple actions per turn?

You are, but if they're conditional on each other, a bad roll can botch a chain.

>Dispatch (via teleporter) a small squad of the robo-knight crew to the foot of the mountain on a reconnaissance mission to gather data on what lies beyond the blackness.

[1] Oh for crying out...the teleporter's power source leaked.

Man, no luck for tengu love, huh.

> Fuse with Momizi so we become a single tengu with the combined power and abilities of both her and ourselves.

[5] A perfect fusion! You've even fully subjugated her mind to your whims so there won't be any nasty control issues.

>"...Okay, this is definitely not Youkai Mountain. Wha- a Zombie?! Not even a Jiangshi but a Zombie? Is the culprit of this Incident a necromancer? I've always wanted to face those."
>Shoot a focused beam of light at the Zombie.

[4] A focused beam of light burns the zombie...there are more shambling closer now...

>Seethe with dignity

[2] You seethe. Not so much with dignity.

//Ight, like this?

> Be Patchouli Knowledge.

[6] You are **Patchouli Knowledge**. Your asthma and anemia are a major problem but you are one of the most powerful maguses the world has seen. You are still confined to the SDM on Sakuya's orders after your last asthma attack.

Huzzah!

> Make for Youkai Mountain so we can smite the evils lurking in the darkness!

[3] How did you get lost and wind up at Kappa Valley exactly?

>Drive to youkai mountain

>Turn on polka music

[2] Oh farfignewton, the jeep is struggling with this terrain...

[1] Aaand the radio's busted. Just GREAT!

>Show Cirno a frog.

[3] "Yay!" She freezes it...and your hand.

[Philosopher]

>Try drifting in one of those eldritch directions that make people seem to dissappear or clip through objects

>Have my youkai spirit try to fix the radio

>Search the jeep for weapons and crosses