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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #150 on: September 07, 2021, 01:52:12 AM »
Desa:
>"Well there isn't any evil going on up here, I'm actually planning on using the Halberd and its forces to assault the strange land that's beyond the blackness. I'm even setting up a base there as we speak, speaking of..."
>Request status report from SCVs.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #151 on: September 07, 2021, 01:54:55 AM »
By the way, since it came up in this thread previously, there was a recent small change to the content rules for this forum. Specifically, the Work-Safeness section of the content rules have been updated as follows:

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #152 on: September 07, 2021, 03:25:10 AM »
> What a weird dream... What was in that tea? Figure something else to do, and ponder about the incident you saw before.
"Rat poison, rat poison..."

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #153 on: September 07, 2021, 05:22:28 PM »
> No evil exists on here after all? That's a shame.
> "I see... Well in that case, I'll take my leave and get to finding and smiting the enemy!"
> Try to find an exit!

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #154 on: September 07, 2021, 07:13:08 PM »
>"Yeah! Boss defe-oh crap, why is everyone burning?!"

>Try to wake up DarkWitchClaire.
>Attempt to extinguish the flames in the vicinity.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #155 on: September 09, 2021, 07:07:27 PM »
>Try to get up. "Felt like... burning"
>"Anyone know where Cirno is?"

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« Reply #156 on: September 16, 2021, 03:23:17 AM »
The DM apologizes for the gigantic delays as of late. I have had this page open every day, and just...don't, especially as time went on, I tend to ignore it because I'm afraid.

> At least daydream about how good we look now, even if we can't move or do anything else.

(If this is voided via being stunned, that's fine.)

No roll. You succeed.

>"Huh it seems I don’t. . ."
>"Ahh, fire! Deliver me, God!"

>Pray for protection from the flames!
>My Zashiki-Warashi half tries to suck the heat from the flames!

[X] Your prayer was absorbed by the darkness...
[3] Well...it's...not AS hot? Still hurts tho.

Desa:
>"Well there isn't any evil going on up here, I'm actually planning on using the Halberd and its forces to assault the strange land that's beyond the blackness. I'm even setting up a base there as we speak, speaking of..."
>Request status report from SCVs.

[5] Ah good, we have a Command Center and a Barracks set up.

> What a weird dream... What was in that tea? Figure something else to do, and ponder about the incident you saw before.

[2] You...have this burning desire to go see the incident in person.

> No evil exists on here after all? That's a shame.
> "I see... Well in that case, I'll take my leave and get to finding and smiting the enemy!"
> Try to find an exit!
[1] ...You bash your head into a wall. Ow.

>"Yeah! Boss defe-oh crap, why is everyone burning?!"

>Try to wake up DarkWitchClaire.
>Attempt to extinguish the flames in the vicinity.
[3] Well, she seems...up now.
[2] Bloody hellfire...it's not going out!

>Try to get up. "Felt like... burning"
>"Anyone know where Cirno is?"
[X] Auto-success due to assist.
...oh great, where did Cirno go...? Did she fly TOWARDS the castle?!
He returns!

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #157 on: September 16, 2021, 03:33:03 AM »
>Stop, drop, roll and scream

>My Zashiki-Warashi tries to eat the flames

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« Reply #158 on: September 16, 2021, 06:10:50 AM »
Desa:
>"...You okay?"
>Send a production order to the barracks for a couple squads of new Halberd roboknights.
>Have the first SCV construct power plants.

Fischl:
>Pose dramatically.

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« Reply #159 on: September 16, 2021, 11:52:51 AM »
> Looks like the humans are gonna be okay. Someone else can deal with that now.
> Attempt again to locate Boss Iizunamaru.
> Take a bunch of very flattering selfies on the way there.
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #160 on: September 17, 2021, 05:47:14 PM »
>Scout ahead.

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #161 on: September 17, 2021, 06:48:33 PM »
>"Why did I think this was a good idea?! I was all like 'Oh if there's darkness covering the area I'll just use light and fire magic, it'll be a cinch!' And then this happens. I apologise for any lasting damage done to the Youkai Mountain."
>Try to absorb the nearby fire.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #162 on: September 18, 2021, 05:52:19 AM »
> I can't really go, now, can I? Still, it's worth a try. I just need to find the spell to protect myself from the sunlight... Or specifically, my hair.
"Rat poison, rat poison..."

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #163 on: September 19, 2021, 04:39:10 AM »
> Head back the way we came.
> Try not to bump into a wall this time.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #164 on: October 20, 2021, 04:54:38 AM »
Your GM apologizes for abandoning the game. Lethargy is to blame.

>Stop, drop, roll and scream

>My Zashiki-Warashi tries to eat the flames

[2] Ow. Ow ow ow. OW. You got the screaming part right, but you're taking burn damage all the same.

[5] Ah, good. Flames gone. You're burnt, but alive.

Desa:
>"...You okay?"
>Send a production order to the barracks for a couple squads of new Halberd roboknights.
>Have the first SCV construct power plants.

Fischl:
>Pose dramatically.

[5] Construction underway. Please wait 1 turn.
[4] Power Plants now operational.

[6] Fischl is..uh...stuck...

> Looks like the humans are gonna be okay. Someone else can deal with that now.
> Attempt again to locate Boss Iizunamaru.
> Take a bunch of very flattering selfies on the way there.

[3] Hmm...you THINK he's in the castle...far in the distance. The one teeming with dark energy.
[X] (Yeah this is the plot, reaching that place.)

>Scout ahead.

[5] Ah, it's zombie infested, but you think you can reach the closer castle after a couple more hours walk...

>"Why did I think this was a good idea?! I was all like 'Oh if there's darkness covering the area I'll just use light and fire magic, it'll be a cinch!' And then this happens. I apologise for any lasting damage done to the Youkai Mountain."
>Try to absorb the nearby fire.

[3] Well it's partially out now.

> I can't really go, now, can I? Still, it's worth a try. I just need to find the spell to protect myself from the sunlight... Or specifically, my hair.

[6] Perfect! You found the spell to protect yourself from sunlight by shrouding yourself completely in darkness! ...oh wait that's just Rumia getting uncomfortably close.

> Head back the way we came.
> Try not to bump into a wall this time.

[4] SUCCESS! You are heading back towards the docking bay to get off the ship.
He returns!

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« Reply #165 on: October 20, 2021, 07:47:56 AM »
//This lives!

Desa:
>Request a status report from Satori over the ship's comms.
>Is Orin still stoned?
>Chart a course for the airspace above our newly claimed territory on the other side of the blackness.

Fischl:
>Attempt to use our hidden powers to cast aside these imperceptible bonds of immobility that prevent us from aborting this display of our majesty, for to remain in such a posture much longer speaks ill for our continued comfort.
>>(Oz: "What mein fraulein means is, "attempt to unstick herself"... Though I would personally recommend she sees a chiropractor...")

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #166 on: October 20, 2021, 08:01:13 AM »
>My human half concentrates on healing

>My Zashiki-Warashi half calls Kappa Roadside Service for the jeep.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #167 on: October 20, 2021, 10:44:04 AM »
> Capture and drag Nitori along with us as we go, just in case we need the extra brains and backup firepower.
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #168 on: October 21, 2021, 02:47:28 AM »
> Jump out of the ship once we reach the docking bay.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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« Reply #169 on: October 25, 2021, 10:06:01 AM »
// It's 6 AM and I'm too tired to roll, but idiot me thought more people might respond in 4 days. They haven't so, I'll be rolling for actions when I awaken.
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« Reply #170 on: October 26, 2021, 08:59:28 PM »
> Since the destined location on the horizon is a dark-energy-teeming and zombie-infested castle...

>... try bestowing a " Personally-Customizable Coating of Purifying Holiness" to each one (//please, single rolls not 1 connective 1 //)of the other fellow adventurers, then...

>... finally try bestowing it on self.
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« Reply #172 on: October 30, 2021, 05:33:31 AM »
//This lives!

Desa:
>Request a status report from Satori over the ship's comms.
>Is Orin still stoned?
>Chart a course for the airspace above our newly claimed territory on the other side of the blackness.

[3] "The ship's holding steady. At least that's what your...friend...is telling me."

Fischl:
>Attempt to use our hidden powers to cast aside these imperceptible bonds of immobility that prevent us from aborting this display of our majesty, for to remain in such a posture much longer speaks ill for our continued comfort.
>>(Oz: "What mein fraulein means is, "attempt to unstick herself"... Though I would personally recommend she sees a chiropractor...")
[1] ....aaaaaand still stuck. You think you pulled a muscle. Ouch.

>My human half concentrates on healing

>My Zashiki-Warashi half calls Kappa Roadside Service for the jeep.
[5] Healing good. You heal.

[4] You have called Roadside Assistance. They are on their way.

> Capture and drag Nitori along with us as we go, just in case we need the extra brains and backup firepower.

[1] She HIGHLY objects to this and introduces you to her new and improved SAM turrets. Ow. Ow. That hurts. OW.

> Jump out of the ship once we reach the docking bay.

[5] You hear a triumphant theme as you begin to descend!

> Since the destined location on the horizon is a dark-energy-teeming and zombie-infested castle...

>... try bestowing a " Personally-Customizable Coating of Purifying Holiness" to each one (//please, single rolls not 1 connective 1 //)of the other fellow adventurers, then...

>... finally try bestowing it on self.

[1] [1] [6] [4] [3] = Zashiki-Wariki-man and his human half were somehow given Darkness Weakness. WitheringFlowerCrown got Darkness Absorb. DarkWitchClaire got Darkness Resist. You got Darkness...Reflect. Uh...close?

>Try to pry open https://www.shrinemaiden.com/index.php?topic=252.0


[6] You have pried this open. ...Dunno what that did, but it's definitely open! It certainly didn't unleash more monsters into this strange land.
He returns!

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #173 on: October 30, 2021, 06:11:51 AM »
>Search for supplies on our fallen foes

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #174 on: October 30, 2021, 04:25:36 PM »
> Brace for impact!

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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« Reply #175 on: October 30, 2021, 05:21:44 PM »
> Insolent kappa! Yank her dress over her head and take a picture of her in that state.
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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« Reply #176 on: November 03, 2021, 09:42:02 PM »
>Chart a course for the airspace above our newly claimed territory on the other side of the blackness.
//Did this go through or was it considered a free action?

Fischl:
>Have our dear Oz spread his midnight wings wide and set forth on a grand quest to obtain the services of one who practices the medical arts in such a way that when it comes to dealing with the paralyzing bonds and oppressive darkness of one's own body and restoring them to a state befitting of a princess, such a matter will be trivial! One must also not neglect the importance of having such an individual in our retinue, so with a silver tongued beak may he implore them to integrate into our cause.
>(Oz: "She means, send me out into Gensokyo with a bag of Mora to hire a medical expert for the ship's crew... Preferably one who can fix... this...")
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