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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2021, 09:54:21 PM »
The playerbase apologizes that the GM was watching the New York Mets, presumably forced to do so against their will.

> Use our long-distance vision AND our spirit photography powers to find and head toward Aya again, but sneak up on her this time.
(> Mental check: What does our Momizi half think of Aya?)
(> Physical check: What do we look like now?)
« Last Edit: August 13, 2021, 12:52:09 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2021, 10:25:45 PM »
>Ask Cirno "What did you do that for?"

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2021, 10:38:33 PM »
>Start writing a new book on magic.
>Call out for Sakuya so she can bring you some tea.
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2021, 10:44:01 PM »
>Repair the teleporter.

>Use the Halberd's systems to scan Gensokyo in order to determine the location of Rika. Would be nice to have another engineer on this crew, after all.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2021, 02:02:31 AM »
> Surely this must be fate! Ask the locals about any evils that need to taste the righteous might of the Sun.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2021, 10:19:49 AM »
>"Wait, that castle... I-is that Remilia's Ancestor? This is getting a bit more serious."
>Attempt to escape the zombies.
>Attempt to determine the source of the Zombies.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2021, 05:40:29 PM »
>Try drifting in one of those eldritch directions that make people seem to disappear or clip through objects

>Have my youkai spirit try to fix the radio

>Search the jeep for weapons and crosses

[6] "Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before~!" And you somehow skid into youkai mountain, clip through Youkai Mountain, and tumble to a halt right in front of WitheringFlowerCrown and BrannegXY. The jeep, naturally, is totaled.
[1] Yeah no, this thing ain't ever running again.
[3] Well there's a baseball bat and an ammoless pistol...

The playerbase apologizes that the GM was watching the New York Mets, presumably forced to do so against their will.

> Use our long-distance vision AND our spirit photography powers to find and head toward Aya again, but sneak up on her this time.
(> Mental check: What does our Momizi half think of Aya?)
(> Physical check: What do we look like now?)

The GM would like to politely inform you that he is in fact a diehard New York Mets fan and that they in fact just finished a sweep of the Washington Nationals. Now they have 13 games in a row against the Dodgers and the Giants. Great scheduling. More importantly, the GM has a final exam on Wednesday to study for and a paper due, the same day, for the same class, on the ethics of stem cell research. So that's fun.</s>

[6] You sneak up on her so well you fuse with her as well! ...Uh...oops?
[4] Miji is absolutely enthused by this.
[5] A four-winged, sharp toothed, limber-limbed lady~! ...hey, what's that sound you hear up in the sky...sounds like engines...

>Ask Cirno "What did you do that for?"

[6] "Because it was a frog silly!" She then freezes your other hand in ice. "And that looks like one!"

>Start writing a new book on magic.
>Call out for Sakuya so she can bring you some tea.

[5] What's this? Inspiration? My word, and a fountain of it!
[2] Sakuya...isn't responding. Odd.

>Repair the teleporter.

>Use the Halberd's systems to scan Gensokyo in order to determine the location of Rika. Would be nice to have another engineer on this crew, after all.

[5] There. Teleporter fixed. And should hopefully not randomly break this time.
[2] Location unknown. Everyone knows there are 2 Gensokyos and Rika is in the other one, silly! (Please see Touhou Mother for more on this view of PC-98 era).

> Surely this must be fate! Ask the locals about any evils that need to taste the righteous might of the Sun.

[6] "Well, there's that flying airship over there..." They point at the Halberd. "It appeared soon after that black veil..."

>"Wait, that castle... I-is that Remilia's Ancestor? This is getting a bit more serious."
>Attempt to escape the zombies.
>Attempt to determine the source of the Zombies.

[4] Aw, you ditched the other two, but you got away safely!
[3] Well, some more seem to be just rising from the blackened ground...

Also, update. I put it in the marquee, but I may need to take a short break from running this game due to college obligations. A 7-10 page paper due Wednesday AND a final exam that same Wednesday, for the same class, really puts a dent in any plans one might have. Doubly so when both of them combined is 50% of the class grade. I might be able to get my one post per day in, I might not. We'll see. Because so far, the 'one a day' plan has been working pretty well.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2021, 05:52:27 PM by Cybeast710 »
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #67 on: August 13, 2021, 05:45:36 PM »
Wow, that's a world record for the Hamiya% speedrun category.

(> Mental check: What does our Aya part think of the current arrangements?)
> Scan the sky with our snazzy special vision powers for what's making those engine noises.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2021, 05:49:33 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #68 on: August 13, 2021, 05:48:04 PM »
>Dispatch a scout party of robo-knights with the teleporter: Mission - Gather data on space beyond the blackness.

>Fine, we'll recruit a different engineer then. Use the power of illogical engineering and mad science to summon Dell Conagher as a crew member!

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #69 on: August 13, 2021, 06:15:19 PM »
>Act like I meant for that to happen

>Try to convince a troop of fairies that pulling my jeep around will be fun.

>Make a cross

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #70 on: August 13, 2021, 09:41:08 PM »
Wow, that's a world record for the Hamiya% speedrun category.
I feel like this is my fault, and not just the dice...
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #71 on: August 13, 2021, 09:41:38 PM »
>Ask Koakuma if she can find Sakuya, since you can't leave the library.
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #72 on: August 13, 2021, 09:52:42 PM »
>"That's not a frog silly, just my hand. Do you have any idea what's going on around here?"

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #73 on: August 13, 2021, 10:05:37 PM »
>"...Huh, the very ground seems to be tainted. I sure hope that floating castle isn't the source of this cursed ground(!)"
>Run back into the fight against the Zombies with Philosopher and BrannegXY.
>"Everyone, fight with whatever you've got! Even that pistol can be useful with no ammo!"
>Create a barrier of light around myself.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #74 on: August 13, 2021, 10:20:35 PM »
I feel like this is my fault, and not just the dice...

Clearly Hamiya cannot be contained. She is too powerful.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #75 on: August 15, 2021, 02:49:08 AM »
> Point sword at the airship and leap at it with as much righteous fury as we can muster.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #76 on: August 16, 2021, 03:20:01 AM »
Wow, that's a world record for the Hamiya% speedrun category.

(> Mental check: What does our Aya part think of the current arrangements?)
> Scan the sky with our snazzy special vision powers for what's making those engine noises.

[6] ....Your mental Aya part would quite like to ogle eeeeverything about this~
[3] Hrm. It might be that big airship. Not quite sure.

>Dispatch a scout party of robo-knights with the teleporter: Mission - Gather data on space beyond the blackness.

>Fine, we'll recruit a different engineer then. Use the power of illogical engineering and mad science to summon Dell Conagher as a crew member!
[5] They return swiftly with news of zombies, a blackened earth, and two castles in the distance. What...?
[5] You have successfully summoned the Engineer from TF2. What are you gonna do now?

>Act like I meant for that to happen

>Try to convince a troop of fairies that pulling my jeep around will be fun.

>Make a cross

[X] There are no fairies in this area...
[4] You now have: A Cross!

>Ask Koakuma if she can find Sakuya, since you can't leave the library.

[4] Koakuma: "Okay!" And she scampers off to do that.

>"That's not a frog silly, just my hand. Do you have any idea what's going on around here?"
[6] "I thought I saw Rumia earlier...she ignored me and headed for the mountain. Oh no! She might be in danger! I'm coming with you!
Cirno forcefully joined your party!

>"...Huh, the very ground seems to be tainted. I sure hope that floating castle isn't the source of this cursed ground(!)"
>Run back into the fight against the Zombies with Philosopher and BrannegXY.
>"Everyone, fight with whatever you've got! Even that pistol can be useful with no ammo!"
>Create a barrier of light around myself.

[1] You trip and fall flat on your face while trying to return. Ow. Take 1 damage. Out of? I dunno, health pools are subjective anyway.
[X] You're downed. Try again next turn.

> Point sword at the airship and leap at it with as much righteous fury as we can muster.

[4] You leap at...and onto...the airship! You're now in the Lower Decks!
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2021, 03:23:52 AM »
> Those engine noises and that airship can wait! Indulge our Aya part and give ourselves a good ol' eyeful of ourselves.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

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« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2021, 03:28:08 AM »
>Have Engie start upgrading the Halberd's defenses.

>Use the teleporter to summon Satori Komeiji to the ship and give her an offer to join its crew.

>Send some robo knights to establish a forward operating base inside the blackness.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2021, 03:37:33 AM »
> Take stock of our surroundings and ascertain the evilness of this airship.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #80 on: August 16, 2021, 03:53:53 AM »
> Do the only other thing you can do right now. Wait, and try getting started on that grimoire your writing.
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #81 on: August 16, 2021, 04:26:48 AM »
>Use the cross and a prayer to bless the land

>Use the power of faith to repel the zombies

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #82 on: August 16, 2021, 09:27:26 AM »
>Aid Philosopher and Pray to bless the land.

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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #83 on: August 16, 2021, 03:04:34 PM »
>Look for Rumia with Cirno.

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« Reply #84 on: August 18, 2021, 06:54:27 AM »
> Those engine noises and that airship can wait! Indulge our Aya part and give ourselves a good ol' eyeful of ourselves.

[2] You're still wearing clothes! That's not indulging her at all!
(Please don't try to make this AO-rated. Thank you.)

>Have Engie start upgrading the Halberd's defenses.

>Use the teleporter to summon Satori Komeiji to the ship and give her an offer to join its crew.

>Send some robo knights to establish a forward operating base inside the blackness.

[4] "Cannons are working better now boss!"
[6] Uhhhh...you...managed to get the entire Palace of Earth Spirits crew. Including...crud, where did Koishi get to?
[3] Your robo knights are ill suited for a forward base, so you send out an SCV instead...

> Take stock of our surroundings and ascertain the evilness of this airship.

[4] Hmm. You appear to be on an airship.

> Do the only other thing you can do right now. Wait, and try getting started on that grimoire your writing.

[4] Ahhh, writing~

>Use the cross and a prayer to bless the land

>Use the power of faith to repel the zombies
[4] Please hold.
[3] Please see WitheringFlowerCrown.

>Aid Philosopher and Pray to bless the land.
[2] . Roll was lower. Proceeding with the 4.

You have managed to inscribe the name Elbereth onto the ground with the cross by sheer luck. The zombies refuse to approach... [3] but Elbereth does degrade eventually~

>Look for Rumia with Cirno.

[6] "Hey! She's gotta be in that darkness, right?! Rumia, I'm cooomiiing!" You are forcefully dragged into the darkness!
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2021, 07:03:53 AM »
> Patience... Is Koakuma back yet?
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2021, 08:29:49 AM »
//SCV?

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>Introduce Okuu to Engie and give them free time to invent something.
>Scan the Halberd interior with its sensors for Koishi. She may hide from minds but she can't fool technology.
>Ask Satori what she thinks of the blackness and the implied land beyond.
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Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2021, 11:23:41 AM »
No one's making this AO when the forum rules specifically forbid on-site NSFW. <_< I was just trying to indulge Aya's stated desires; apologies if it seems like I was trying to do any more than that.
(Thank you. I had a feeling that was the case. Also, sorry, I had to toss that in when it came to the 2 I rolled and I wasn't sure how to have that action fail.)

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« Last Edit: August 18, 2021, 04:47:25 PM by Cybeast710 »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> fire truck YEAH

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2021, 11:47:27 AM »
>"Huh, you know about Elbereth? Then again, this party is weird. We have a Cosplaying Human, some sort of Zashiki-Warashi/Human hybrid, and a Programmer. Let's just ignore common sense, and fight some Zombies."

>Attempt to pray to a God associated with The Sun.
>Create an area of searing light throughout the entire horde of Zombies.

Re: Roll To Dodge: The Return Of The Crossovers
« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2021, 01:09:35 PM »
>"I knew about the Valar and Eru, but providence gave me the name."
>"Here's hoping Reimu doesn't find out I was pure human."

>Have my Zashiki-Warashi spirit begin punching zombies.

>My human body looks for bullets and supplies on the corpses