Author Topic: Neo DEFCON Mafia (DEFCON 1, Phase 1) (Read 625182 times)

NekoNekoRex · « **Reply #1020 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:48:17 PM »

☢ In-Game Event ☢
DEFCON 1

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility QZ-192 , currently commanded by Serela.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory . . .
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to Zoomy Tsugami.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Saturday, June 20, 1:48:54 EDT

[ Expired ]

raikaria · « **Reply #1021 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:48:49 PM »

Except NNR basically just said a stalemate is Town loss.

Anyway, let's see what Zoomy flips first. Because, you know, he could still end up Town and in that case... well, you guys are on Prisoner's Island.

Serela · « **Reply #1022 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:49:42 PM »

yeah a world where town 'bulletproof' doesn't lose in a 1v1 endgame with scum would be dumb lmao

Serela · « **Reply #1023 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:54:06 PM »

Oh jeez this is just in time, I barely have enough time left to get ready for work zzzzzzzzzz

Guess we're just waiting on Zoomy's flip now though. I'll be back later!

Bardiche · « **Reply #1024 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:56:34 PM »

Honestly the very fact Serela decided to post

Quote from: Serela on June 18, 2020, 05:49:42 PM

yeah a world where town 'bulletproof' doesn't lose in a 1v1 endgame with scum would be dumb lmao

shows that Scum!Serela’s wincon here is banking on Rai losing a 1v1 with him. Literally the only way he could win is removing the suspected SK between Rai and Zoomy, since nuking me’d end him.

Bardiche · « **Reply #1025 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:58:31 PM »

Please consider from before. Scum!Serela can win if he nukes Zoomy/Rai, then convinces the other to lynch me.

That’s fine, but that he thinks it’s “stupid” if scum lost in a 1v1 with Rai makes me think Scum!Serela wants to win by eliminating me and then nuking Rai tomorrow, if a stalemate somehow exists.

Serela · « **Reply #1026 on:** June 18, 2020, 05:59:32 PM »

uh

no?

it would just be dumb, like, as a concept. i don't have to be the mafia to think that town failing to lose a 1v1 with scum without being able to kill them somehow is just lame. this is also a hilariously nonexistent argument to use to argue for me being scum over you

Serela · « **Reply #1027 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:00:57 PM »

imagine being scum and losing the game because you didn't successfully lynch the town 'bulletproof' first. lmao what. hilariously bad for balance

Serela · « **Reply #1028 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:02:57 PM »

also yes even if was scum I could just nuke rai with my silo. like. the stalemate as a concept doesn't even matter in that case, because one wouldn't exist. that only 'applies' to bard-scum. so how is me saying it would be dumb even somehow an indicator of me being scum????? if i'm scum it doesn't even exist!

Bardiche · « **Reply #1029 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:06:00 PM »

You being so defensive points to Scum!Selery :^)

Serela · « **Reply #1030 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:08:15 PM »

you flailing with such ridiculous arguments points to scum!bard? :U

do you expect me to somehow not defend myself when you make absurd arguments, considering that when zoomy flips the day is probably between lynching me or you

Bardiche · « **Reply #1031 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:15:48 PM »

But see, Selery, only you would post a picture directly from the source instead of uploading it elsewhere, like I do.

:^) That image Zoomy intercepted is just totally Serela. I don’t see Dormio using a “reaction image” like that, nor do I think Beru is the sort to do so.

Bardiche · « **Reply #1032 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:21:58 PM »

Consider me, in contrast. The memes I post are home-made, with the Imgflip watermark. I’ve never used “reaction image” style like the one Zoomy intercepted from the Scum QT.

I’m also conscientious so I don’t use their bandwidth and host it on a dedicated image host.

See, Serela, your bad habits betray you in the clumsiest ways.

Bardiche · « **Reply #1033 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:24:53 PM »

Quote from: Serela on June 10, 2020, 10:30:19 PM

On gut I think zwerd's complete flailing in relation to his role and how and why he chose it suggests he's town

logically, I think he's probably scum and the meta matches up with his previous scum game

life is hard

There’s also the weird part where you pre-claim a gut on Zwerd Town, as if you already fully expected him to flip green.

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1034 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:25:29 PM »

bruh i woke up to 3 pages of conspiracy theories about how i'm obviously the sk because i caught beru and now im in the process of being nuked
ok, werk, i'm town, raik fell for the conspiracies. now you're dealing with a kingmaker situation. i think the win should go to bard, he played a good game.

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1035 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:26:25 PM »

all the spats between these two on this page are just theatrics to snag the solo win lol

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1036 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:29:49 PM »

actually fwiw if bard genuinely got lynched yesterday i'd probably still be townreading serela today, so maybe they deserve it.

Serela · « **Reply #1037 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:31:47 PM »

I'd have nuked bard but I literally can't!!!

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1038 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:32:36 PM »

You don't have to nuke anyone uwu

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1039 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:33:55 PM »

Anyway yeah damn ig silos is the way to go for anti-town in this setup, the power is broken in low player lylo as well as being able to be in defensive mode. Today is unwinnable for town even if i wasn't being nuked. Outside of the crazy WIFOM doc protect strat.

Serela · « **Reply #1040 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:39:20 PM »

question:do you plan on suiciding or sticking around

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1041 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:41:25 PM »

I wanna see everyone's reactions first at least.
But if you still wanna be nuking me after 24 hrs and it's locked in I might as well suicide.

Serela · « **Reply #1042 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:49:50 PM »

i mean

you could be faking it!

also i can't fire at anyone else if i call it off and i'm not sure if that's good or bad :C

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1043 on:** June 18, 2020, 10:52:22 PM »

i havent faked anything the whole game not about to start that now when im facing impending death lol

Zoomy Tsugumi · « **Reply #1044 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:05:48 PM »

Actually i guess I've already said my piece and there's no downside to you letting the nuke go through at this point so
##I do not wish to die a painful radioactive death
enjoy the kingmaking raik lol

NekoNekoRex · « **Reply #1045 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:12:04 PM »

Zoomy Tsugami, American Eavesdrop has pulled the plug.

Serela · « **Reply #1046 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:17:27 PM »

uh well

hi guys

i could continue playing around, but, assuming bard is the sk, he knows Rai was copped as Not Scum, and Rai knows we're both anti-town, so there's not much point

say hello to last scum member serela!

I WAS SCREAMING WHEN BARD STARTED ARGUING ABOUT THE IMAGE

SCREAMING

hmm rai -could- be the sk I guess

in which case bard is actually town and.. well, knows we're both scum, but rai actually wouldn't know which of us is scum

but it doesn't matter, does it. rai can't be nightkilled. apparently. rai can just NK me and it's over, dodge the failsafe entirely. so yes. it still does not matter, truly. sobs

NekoNekoRex · « **Reply #1047 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:22:45 PM »

Nuclear War will end before the next phase begins.

Serela · « **Reply #1048 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:22:58 PM »

oh, right

##Vote Bardiche

A win for your friendly neighborhood Serela? Please, mister? <3
C:

Serela · « **Reply #1049 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:55:59 PM »

waffles

you're dead

stop talking.