You as a Touhou!

[Kotоhime]

Rules are pretty plain and simple.
Head over to https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/ and let the fate decide for you.
Then type a few sentences about what'll you do in your new life. 
How about around 500 words for starters?
(also feel free to reroll or exclude characters that you lack knowledge of. It's always good to actually know what you're getting into. Also feel free to do multiple characters at once if you're brave enough).

I'll start.

I ended up with Yuugi Hoshiguma.
Usually people would take a stroll through the capital as her, but I'll go to the darker paths of the underworld. Upon reaching a bridge I end up meeting a hashihime. She's pretty annoyed for no reason, so I end up in a fight once again. Of course she gives me an advantage as her only power is her own poison from my point of view. But leaving her here all alone again seems like something she'd want me to do so I'm not having that. Picking her up and carrying over my shoulder we head to the town and drink the night away... Or day, what time is it anyway? She isn't a very good drinker, BUT once she starts drinking there's no stopping her. She even has guts to take sake from my plate so she ended up with another bump on the head and I leave~

[Branneg Xy]

Rules are pretty plain and simple.
Head over to https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/ and let the fate decide for you.
Then type a few sentences about what'll you do in your new life. 
How about around 500 words for starters?
(also feel free to reroll or exclude characters that you lack knowledge of. It's always good to actually know what you're getting into. Also feel free to do multiple characters at once if you're brave enough).

I'll start.

I ended up with Yuugi Hoshiguma.
Usually people would take a stroll through the capital as her, but I'll go to the darker paths of the underworld. Upon reaching a bridge I end up meeting a hashihime. She's pretty annoyed for no reason, so I end up in a fight once again. Of course she gives me an advantage as her only power is her own poison from my point of view. But leaving her here all alone again seems like something she'd want me to do so I'm not having that. Picking her up and carrying over my shoulder we head to the town and drink the night away... Or day, what time is it anyway? She isn't a very good drinker, BUT once she starts drinking there's no stopping her. She even has guts to take sake from my plate so she ended up with another bump on the head and I leave~

While I am not capable to " write down a related  Randomized Tohou short story - BIO " , I meant to try it and stick with the 1st result ,or at least with 1 after a very few number considering the "risk all options included ( none excluded) " .
Once was more than enough with a (surprising?) result of...

" Sukuna, Shinmyoumaru

Capable of weilding the lucky mallet. "

If anyone is willing ,feel free to write down (and/or  collaborate  )  a " Sukuna-related short story-BIO " also on my behalf (besides your own Randomized Touhou Character of course ).

[Philosopher]

I got Hecatia Lapislazuli.

With the hell goddess missing hell has a massive upheaval from the power vacuum.  Meanwhile I go to the outside world to try to find out why my sudden change.  It results in an ancient organization that helped eradicate magic from the world coming after me.  Needing help I recruit some humans and nearly dead yokai.  While using tactics to bring back magic as a smokescreen I return home.  Fearing I'll find I've been replaced by a doppelganger I reluctantly knock on the door.

[/(^o^)/Fuwayuru]

>Eiki Shiki Yamanaxanadu

[/(^o^)/Fuwayuru]

Yes, Thank you Mr. SeraphimCherubeauxCradle

Of course , Pericolo has been sitting there ready for 16+ hours.

Been there, done that.

[/(^o^)/Fuwayuru]

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[/(^o^)/Fuwayuru]

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