> Make our way over to the least uncomfortable-looking chair not currently occupied.
> "None. Well, none once they realized who we were. But I'm not offended by guards doing guard duty, especially given what happened here earlier."
> "So, this is going to sound completely bonkers, but to make a long story short, a formless existence somehow blended itself with my existence in an alternate watery space, and those involved in that whole kerfuffle think it best we check to make sure this new unliving arrangement won't have short-or-long-term negative consequences for me. The only difference I've noticed so far is that I no longer get the willies from the concept of the direction north, which, well, I'll admit I think I'm going to miss having a reliable internal compass, but it's probably for the better overall."