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[X] A scary vampire
Looks like it's scary vampire! Thank you all for reading, and enjoy this final Update!
Sorry for the delay, I had to help move some furniture over the last few days.
....Did I have a stroke?
[X] Scary vampire
> As you rub the sleep from your eyes, it takes you a few blinks to come to terms with where you woke up and what exactly was going on around you. After sleeping on the ground for so many years, sleeping on something like a bed for the first time is almost heavenly. This giant bear is fantastic.
> "Are you enjoying my sister's napping bed?" A voice said, cutting through the haze of waking up enough to force you to roll over and look over to the source.
> "It is very comfy for someone who has never had a bed in their life. I may just get back to napping on it." You say, rolling back over and closing your eyes until a thought crossed your mind. You jump up, looking to the girl, almost the same size as Flandre, but primarily wearing a lightly colored dress. "Uhhhhhhh." You say intelligently.
> " Oh, don't mind me. I'm just curious about what a fairy like yourself is doing inside my mansion, sleeping in the same bed as my sister. Yet, you still have your life, and have not regenerated on the premise." She said, tapping her pale cheek with a long nail to emphasize each point. "You either have the luck of the devil himself or know something I do not. To find out which, I invite you to eat with me tonight." She said, turning and walking away before you had a chance to say anything else to her.
> "Uh....ok. Wait, what?" You ask, blinking and rolling off the bed, rushing after the taller woman. She didn't seem to say anything else, walking with the purpose and charisma of a leader that you almost want to follow to the earth's ends. It's an odd feeling you have to admit, especially with the fairies' free nature.
> "I invited you to dine with me, Fairy boy. My maid will clean you up, and we shall dine while we discuss how you're trespassing upon my home will be dealt with, and what exactly you did with my sister last night." She said, then blinked for a moment. She looked like she considered saying something else, but shook her head before continuing. "You seem to be the first stranger not to be destroyed utterly when you come into contact with her outside a setup meeting, and that marks a major milestone of her development after her unfortunate...accident."
> You find yourself listening intently as you both walk, almost missing when you passed through the stone doors you had come into the basement with. The next few moments flashed through faster than anything has in your life. There was a flash of silver hair, then you find yourself dumped into a bucket of warm water, sans clothing. Your yelping only leads you to get a mouthful of water, leaving you coughing and sputtering as the room became a blur of activity.
> In truth, you are unsure what happened, since everything seemed to move without concern or care for your wants. You were scrubbed, washed, dried, dressed, and manhandled into a chair before you even had a chance to ask who was doing it or what they were doing to you. "What..." was the only thing you could say as you are pushed into a dining table, food in front of you.
> "Apologies, but it tends to be better for the new help if they are taken through the wringer on the first day." Remillia said, idly swirling a glass of red liquid in one hand as she stared out to the moon.
> "Wha...wait...new help?" you ask, then look down tot he freshly made butler's outfit that had replaced your clothing. They had thankfully left the bandana that had become your most identifying feature out in the forest. "Are...Are you hiring me?"
>"Yes." She said matter-of-factly. "Let me put this plainly for you. My sister was injured years ago, long before we came here. Outside of those of the mansion, and those who have met Flandre multiple times, you are the only one who has survived a surprise meeting with her. That kind of luck, or that kind of skill, is rare enough that I refuse to let it go. So I offer you a place to sleep, clothing, and food, and in exchange, you will help me allow my sister to heal. You will find you don't have much choice int he matter, but given your fey's long life, I doubt you'll consider a few years of work to be unacceptable. So eat, and we'll discuss tomorrow your new job."
> You blink, as it takes your brain a minute to process the entirety of what you were just told. This was not what you expected when you snuck into the mansion this morning, but would it really be that bad? A nice bed to sleep in, no need to worry what you'd be eating for the next day, and a bunch of other fairies to hang out with? "Uh...Sure I guess. I mean, she was nice enough, I wouldn't mind helping your sister out for a while."
> "Excellent. Eat my guest." She said and started to drink from her glass.
>And thus, a fairy's quest came to an end with employment by the devil.