> Sigh
> "I guess it can't be helped, you better pack up a lot because this will surely be a long journey."
> "Also I'm assuming both of you will stay with me in the Child of Maire's house.... maybe she wouldn't mind a few extra guests."
>You sigh, mostly out of exasperation. They really are going to follow you to the ends of the earth then hell and back, aren't they?
>"Oh yeah, lots of stuff. Unlike Shion here, I packed camping equipment along with clean water. And if that runs out, I have a handy cleansing tool right here." Shinmyoumaru says as she raps the Miracle Mallet with her knuckles. Is that really a responsible use of an artifact?
>"Hey! I packed a lot of food because I almost always get hungry." Shion's voice becomes despondent. "It's like no matter how much I eat I always have a hole in me that can't be filled.">"Oh, and about where we'll sleep: I don't think Shion will be welcome in the Village, let alone the Child of Miare's house, considering her... powers and reputation. That's part of why I got the camping stuff, I'm not going to have her be alone outside. We'll be sleeping together! Like a hiking trip!"
>"Thanks for the solidarity, but are you sure? I wouldn't want to be the reason you sleep in an uncomfortable situation."
>"Shion, no situation is uncomfortable if it's with you."
>Shion goes silent at that.> "But before we head out, we have to deal with our little Shinigami problem"
> Silently approach the door to the room the Shinigami are in and try to listen in for any suspicious sounds.
>You go to the door and you hear some slight chattering, what are they even...
> Assuming there's no alarming sounds, reseal the Shinigami using the Sword of Hisou before beckoning Shinmyoumaru and Shion over to someplace that's certainly out of earshot of the Shinigami.
> Whisper "I'm been pondering what to do with these three and have decided the best strategy would be sending 'em off on a wild goose chase."
> Brief Shinmyoumaru and Shion on our plans of planting the idea of escaping Gensokyo by allowing them to overhear a conversation between the three of us thinking about going in hiding. Celestials do not lie after all, though as a Flawless Strategist we have something better than lies.
>You walk in and just see Lavana explaining the Spell Card Rules and Gensokyo's balance to the other Shinigami.
>Lightly tapping them with your Sword of Hisou is easy, they barely budge. Lavana even continues expositing while being pricked.
>When you leave you herd Shion and Shinmyoumaru to a secluded place and explain your plan.
>"I'm in." Wow, no hesitation from Shinmyoumaru.>"Wait, you're going to the Moon?! Why did you not tell us?!" You calm Shion and clarify the plan with her. Though that outburst will probably make the next part more plausible.> Return to outside the door where the Shinigami are being kept let our previously choreographed conversation play out:
> Tenshi: "Judging by the fact their bosses really wants to get their hands on the Sword of Hisou for some reason, these won't be the last Shinigami we'll be seeing..."
> Shion: "What about hiding somewhere they'll have a hard time finding?"
> Shinmyoumaruru "Or escaped to someplace beyond their reach or jurisdiction?"
> Tenshi: "Heaven would be too obvious, not to mention the trouble it would bring to everyone else living their boring, but peaceful lives there."
> Tenshi (After a short pause): "Say, I wonder when the next full moon is?"
> Take a couple steps away and after a few moments Shinmyoumaru and Shion in unison: "Perfect, they'll never find you there!"
>You enact your plan with Shion and Shinmyoumaru. Almost all of you were perfect actors, "Almost", because Shion was stuttering for some of her lines. But that just makes it more convincing in your opinion.
>The reactions of the Shinigami in the next room were gold.
>"She's not wrong, we're probably not going to be the last ones sent after them. Who knows, maybe one of the Kishin Chiefs will come in person.>"Heaven would be way too obvious, she's right. Also, how strangely caring of her to worry about other Celestials, are we sure the personality profile for her was accurate?">"Wait, did she just say the damn Moon?! No way, nuh uh, I'm going to have to see her at the next full moon to believe that!">You and Shinmyoumaru need to walk away from the door before you snicker or laugh. This plan gave you the feeling of playing a prank on someone with your friends.
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